Why the hell did I start a blog?

Ain’t nobody got time for that!
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It was late one Tuesday night, while rugged up and without sleep I lay. I thought to myself, “surely there is something I could fill these sleepless hours with?” For I would usually practice guitar, but in these dark and eerie hours I had no intention of waking my slumbering household.

It was then that a lightbulb shone (or as some would call, my laptop screen). My face lit up with its light, showing me the way. For there sprung forth the genius idea of starting my own thread of tales, images and random posts of  random things.

And here, sweet readers, is where my blog began.

dun dun daaaa!