Why the hell did I start a blog?

Ain’t nobody got time for that!
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It was late one Tuesday night, while rugged up and without sleep I lay. I thought to myself, “surely there is something I could fill these sleepless hours with?” For I would usually practice guitar, but in these dark and eerie hours I had no intention of waking my slumbering household.

It was then that a lightbulb shone (or as some would call, my laptop screen). My face lit up with its light, showing me the way. For there sprung forth the genius idea of starting my own thread of tales, images and random posts of  random things.

And here, sweet readers, is where my blog began.

dun dun daaaa!

My name is

Alex.

I was born to the oldest son of the oldest son of the oldest son….but I am a girl (Does this mean I get a super power?).
My parents split when I was young and I never learnt the language of my father (it makes stalking him on the internet difficult).
My younger brother likes dubstep (I only understand this passion when volume is considerably high).
About a year ago my mother started dating her best friend, a woman (now we are a rainbow family, this is odd).
I recently crossed Australia, from the scorching beaches of Darwin to the cold streets of Adelaide (I made a friend from Belgium).
I’m starting a blog today (whether you read it or not).

{I appologise for excessive use of brackets. I find their ability to make words disappear without problem both amusing and also slightly terrifying }